There's a gorgeous red head at work. And when I say gorgeous, I mean the sort of girl who you approach with lofty plans of being suave and witty, but from the moment she makes eye contact with you, long hidden springs of sweat burst forth whilst you simultaneously develop an acute stammer and a case of aphasia, presenting yourself as someone who generally needs meals mashed and spoon fed.Because I am totally amazing with women though, this is okay.
“Ah, I'm sorry,” I say to her, having offered to make her a cup of tea. “We appear to be out of tea bags.”
“Oh, that's alright,” she chides, “I have a Red Bush somewhere around here.”
I walk swiftly away.
6 comments:
hehe
You did well not to make a lewd comment back!
Very well indeed. I think she might have been testing you...
Yeaaaah, she's clearly said that line before ;)
Without wishing to do her a disservice, I am 95% sure she was oblivious.
5% is a much under-estimated percentage.
hahaha
yaaay you're back
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