Thursday, July 05, 2007

Still Here. Sort of.

I haven't stopped, I've just been pretty much without the internet for the past three weeks, and it looks to continue for a while. I will return though. In the meantime, tell each other jokes. I'll start.

Why did the mushroom always get invited to all the parties?

Because he was a fungi.


anonymouscoworker said...

So a bit of string walks into a pub for a drink and the bartender refuses to serve him. "We don't serve strings here!" he shouts.

The next day the string goes back to the pub for a drink and gets shouted out again. "Don't come back here again!" yells the bartender.

So the string goes home, bends himself this way and that until he's tied himself into a tangled mess. Then he musses his hair and goes for the wild, out-of-control look.

The string goes back to the pub and the bartender is eying the string with suspicion. The batender walks over to the string and says, "Aren't you that bit of string I threw out of here?"

And the string looks him square in the eye and says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Afe said...

What's another word for Thesaurus?

No, seriously, what?

Will said...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The landlord looks up and says, "Is this some kind of fucking joke?"

Shane said...

Q: What do you get if you cross a middle-aged man with a goat?

A: You get arrested.

fwengebola said...

How many decent liberal minded people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They take a stepladder or perhaps a small chair, remove the spent bulb, and replace it with a new one.

Harriet said...

Is it sad that these make me laugh?

What do you call a fish with no eye?


Goo said...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Bicycle

Huw said...

What do you call a man with no shins?


deanne said...

A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuffed down the front of his pantaloons.

The barman says "That must be uncomfortable."

And the pirate says "Yarrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

heh heh heh.

(so I laugh at my own jokes, so what!)