My friend Emma got me this chap for my birthday, and because I'm a bit slow out of the tracks I only got started on him tonight.
My instruction sheet urges me to "Personalize [sic] your Grow-a-Head by giving it a name. Stylize [sic] him with ribbons, bows, scarf, etc., let your imagination run wild". I don't know about the dressing up - that might be taking things a step too far. I do, after all, have an imagination which is already wild enough thank you very much - but I suppose a name would be suitable.
I went to proudly show him to Housemate Louise, but she just glared and after a moment announced:
"He looks well gay."
I flounced out, but was aware she might have a point. But I checked: it's his left ear that's pierced, making him a buccaneer by my reckoning.
So, a name anyone?