Friday, February 24, 2006

The Drama Queen Post

I inadvertently – but, with hindsight, also quite fortunately – stumbled across something that’s really stopped me in my tracks this week in a teeth-shattering-kick-to-the-gob manner. The sort of thing which requires one to haul up the drawbridge and boil up the oil, whilst simultaneously launching a hauberk-clad scathing counter offensive. So super bad in fact was my discovery, that it means the Huw has little choice but to roll up his sleeves and seriously kick some bottoms this next couple of weeks. In fact, essentially I have to bring myself to the point where I can say I need to kick "ass", without feeling like a complete charlatan. It’ll be a bit like that bit in every A-Team episode where they’ve gone down the normal half-assed A-Team avenue, and then realise they need to build an Apache helicopter out of some clothes hangers and an old wheelbarrow. This sadly necessitates the closure of My Thoughts Exactly until mid-March until I can emerge either victorious and stronger (I love it when a plan comes together), or browbeaten and humbled (I pity the fool). You’ll all wait for me though, right?

In the meantime, entertain me with tales of your most blood-boiling discovery. Your woes will keep me going.


Tributes: Lanette, Tall Paul and Housemate Louise – cheers for the support: greatly needed and most appreciated.

22 comments:

Cleavers said...

Finding out that as soon as we broke up, my ex went back to his wife from whom he'd been separated for 4 years. Most of which we'd been together.

Yes, he was a dick.

Sorry to see you go, Huw. Hope things work out and look forward to your return.

deanne said...

Oh no!

The maintenance guys finally got to you huh -

Seriously, I hope it all can be resolved (whatever 'it') may be.

Should you be in need of a drink after work, remember I'm only down the road!

Jona said...

Of course we'll wait for you, and good luck kicking butt! Though I dread to imagine what could cause *you* to be so wound up. Take care.

Tim-tambolini said...

What could possibly be going on to get Huw's shit in a knot?

I have never actually experienced such a situation that required major butt-kicking. I'll think on it though and perhaps post about it.

Oh, wait. Last week my dog, that dear sweet dog of mine, got pissed AT me and then pissed ON my brand new mattress. I kicked his doggie-ass. This is the second brand new mattress he's done this to. He will never be left alone in the house again! Bugger!

Ivy the Goober said...

Very mysterious... go Mr. T on their asses, Huw. I pity the fools.

Me Over Here said...

Remember: If you ever need a strongly-worded letter or someone to slash tires...

I'm always on your side!!

surly girl said...

um, realising that i was getting a new boss who would be earning eleven grand a year more than me to do the same job, only with a cock.

i'm over it now though. honest.

hurry back....

Banksy said...

The discovery that the woman who had moved in with me was a total psycho with a set of hang-ups that would have kept Freud going a good few years was a bit of an eye-opener.

I dunno what tipped me off. Perhaps it was the night she sat on the kitchen floor hacking all her push-up bras to pieces with a carving knife.

Anyhoo, good luck with whatever it is.

Anonymous said...

Working out my recently departed housemate had shaffted me with £800+ in council tax arrears when the bayliffs turned up on my doorstep.

Still trying to track her down to give over my very-cold revenge!

Good luck kicking butt, I'll miss you...

Curly said...

Hope you're all good anyway Huw. We can't have bad things happening right at the end of February - it might snow soon and you should be able to enjoy it.

Léonie said...

Seeing my very-recently-ex-boyfriend and one of my best friends in a heated embrace was probably the most horrifying discovery for me.

Take That splitting up was a bit of a blow, though, I must admit.

becca said...

if you need to mobilise the army, claire, louise and myself are waiting in full camo make-up to kick some heads in!

See you soon

bec

Rob West said...

Right in time for me to be "back" as it were.

Which I am.

Back.

A-Team Discussion make me wonder if Huw was fortunate enough to catch Family Guy last night?

Matt said...

My latest annoyance has been discovering that my 10 hours of work on a research project has been in vain, and I need to go back and do the whole thing from the beginning. My mistake was kindly pointed out to my tutor... and now there is probably 20 hours of work to do, when I thought I was half way through. And just three weeks to do it in, alongside two 2,500 word essays. Oops.

I hope all goes well for you, Huw, and I look forward to seeing you back!

Dancinfairy said...

When my ex boyfriend wrote a completely made up text message to his best mate about how he had seen me out and how I had thrown myself at him and begged him to take me back and that he had just walked away. And then he sent it to me by accident. Stupid, stupid boy.

AnonymousCoworker said...

Best of luck with whatever you're doing. Unless that "whatever" has something to do with child pornography. That's just not right, you pervert.

Banksy said...

Can we start speculating what it might be, now that he's gone?

mona said...

knock knock...
HUW?
I'm sure you're kicking ass :)

Astrid said...

Wow! I look forward to your return and I'll make sure your crown is polished and that the red carpet is out the moment you arrive again.

Curly said...

Huw, my boy - My calendar says that it's Mid-March on the 16th. All fired up?

Banksy said...

Well he's posting comments on other blogs, so I think he's just stringing us along for sympathy now.

Spill Huw, have you kicked ass?

Dancinfairy said...

ohhh, today is the 16th.

Is it time for The Return of The Huw?

For some reason I am singing the Rocky Theme.