Tonight marks Housemate Reggae’s last (postponed from yesterday) Dinner Club with us. We’ve got a new housemate due, see? Housemate-to-be Nicole arrives Thursday. She’s from Perth (not the one in Haggisland), and seeing as Housemate Reggae is leaving us to save cash for a working holiday in Western Australia, I thought Western Australia should give us something in return.
Anyway, like I said, it’s our last Dinner Club in its current incarnation. I’m going to serve up a super-fiery spicy Thai curry. My reasoning?
- Housemate Reggae likes not the spicy food
- Housemate Reggae never once, in 16 months, took the recycling out
- Housemate Reggae [insert numerous other petty housemate gripes]
- I am not evil often enough